”I really don’t like it. In fact, I don’t like anything about the Louis Vuitton handbag”, and it has nothing to do with me not liking animal prints.
I’ll allow that often, I don’t like Louis Vuitton handbags because a particular design, shape, size, color, or feature simply does not appeal to me. I forgive that, even though I may be scathing in my review.
However, I do not forgive sloppiness and I don’t intend to start now. I don’t forgive bland, boring, and messed up features. So I do not forgive the Louis Vuitton handbag, and it can go ahead and get out of my sight now.
Snake skin can be the uber cool when it’s done up right, and it would be the height of awesome to carry around any kind of Louis Vuitton handbag. Unfortunately, Louis Vuitton ’s attempt at that awesomeness fails miserably. It is, in fact, one big ugly bag of fail.
If you are going to create a python bag, you have got to make it bang. I don’t care if it’s synthetic snake skin, you have got to make it work, in the words of the almighty Tim Gunn. And this design just does not work. The silhouette is less serpentine than pure Saltine – it’s bland, it’s square, and it’s practically tasteless. It’s a big lump of snake skin, is what it is.
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